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Dear Zorc,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a pervert. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped outside of Chicago, and I saw you carve your initials into my father.
I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that your Honda sucks. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your mom as a memory.
You should also know that I will always remember the incarnation as an Eskimo.
Greetings to your freaky family,
Ryou

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